Today, Zebbie is making a very compelling argument for diagonal straps, while Russell defends conventional handles, Apu has been arguing about where to get the best vegetarian tacos for about 20 minutes and Shaan is constructing a life-size Happy Meal car for Mayor McCheese. – Kiran
Sometimes, it’s hard for me to recall that I was born with a freakishly thick head of hair and enough jet-black locks to top ten men’s heads. But thanks to my follicular good fortune, it’s all starting to come back – one lustrous hair at a time. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
Not that you’ve never seen nipples before, but here’s your latest chance to reacquaint yourself with my manly areolas. – Shaan
It’s St. Patrick’s Day! And everyone everywhere is getting an early start on finding tiny pots of gold sitting at the end of rainbows and spelling the word leprechaun wrong. – Kiran
Normally we hate to bother you with the mundane details of our behind-the-scenes difficulties, but a number of you have e-mailed us to let us know that you think our new website design (now 400% larger!) somehow “broke” your computers or is otherwise malfunctioning. Let me assure you: It’s us, not you. We’re having some server problems (when you forget to feed a steady diet of carrots to the unicorn on the treadmill, it quickly dies, and the union is a real pain about sending a replacement) which is responsible for a) the extremely slow load times you may be experiencing and b) the failure of the site’s images to properly load. Hopefully this will be cleared up shortly. – Kiran
OK, who else is, like, totally bummed out about all this heavy “financial crisis” talk? Yeah, me too! Totally! You know what would be really good right now? Whatever’s in the middle of Three Musketeers bars. (Read: Magic) Yeah, that’s right. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
Have I introduced you to my new friend Sheff? Sheff’s known for many things—his taste in Eastern European women, his Cat Scratch Fever air-guitar, his cooking show—but he’s perhaps best, or most endearingly, known for his hair. He’s got the hairstyle that men want to copy and women want to run their fingers through. – Kiran
Today I’m unveiling my new look – it’s very Buddhist monk, which is totally in this year. – Shaan