Monthly Archives: March 2009

Today, Zebbie is making a very compelling argument for diagonal straps, while Russell defends conventional handles, Apu has been arguing about where to get the best vegetarian tacos for about 20 minutes and Shaan is constructing a life-size Happy Meal … Continue reading →

Sometimes, it’s hard for me to recall that I was born with a freakishly thick head of hair and enough jet-black locks to top ten men’s heads. But thanks to my follicular good fortune, it’s all starting to come back … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Not that you’ve never seen nipples before, but here’s your latest chance to reacquaint yourself with my manly areolas. – Shaan

It’s St. Patrick’s Day! And everyone everywhere is getting an early start on finding tiny pots of gold sitting at the end of rainbows and spelling the word leprechaun wrong. – Kiran

Normally we hate to bother you with the mundane details of our behind-the-scenes difficulties, but a number of you have e-mailed us to let us know that you think our new website design (now 400% larger!) somehow “broke” your computers … Continue reading →

OK, who else is, like, totally bummed out about all this heavy “financial crisis” talk? Yeah, me too! Totally! You know what would be really good right now? Whatever’s in the middle of Three Musketeers bars. (Read: Magic) Yeah, that’s … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Have I introduced you to my new friend Sheff? Sheff’s known for many things—his taste in Eastern European women, his Cat Scratch Fever air-guitar, his cooking show—but he’s perhaps best, or most endearingly, known for his hair. He’s got the … Continue reading →

Today I’m unveiling my new look – it’s very Buddhist monk, which is totally in this year. – Shaan