Kiran and Shaan's World

SMILE OF THE DAY

What’s the ultimate characteristic to set you on the path to fame? A good outfit. Oh, this is key. Be memorable! Lady Ga Ga is a perfect example. She totes around a tea set to indicate her upper-crust persona and has a man-servant who attends to her during her concerts and sprays perfume wherever she walks. See? That’s style. And Kim Kardashian wears booty shorts. Every successful celeb has their own thing. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY

Vote! Vote! Not because it’s your “civic duty,” or because it’s the “responsible thing to do” – I mean, it’s also your civic duty and responsibility to not spend all your allowance on Fruit Loops or use your knowledge of cheese to impress a date. What? That’s just me? Okay, vote because it’s SPECIAL. – Shaan

In case you’ve lost track of time, I’d like to remind you that it’s mid-May, and if you’ve not already started, you’re officially behind on organizing your super-sweet, totally awesome summer vacation. I’ve already traded in my striped shirt for a chinchilla shrug and lady-fetching P. Diddy sunglasses. And tomorrow we’re gettin’ behind the wheel and cruising out of town. – Shaan

Our next door neighbor Candace can be such a show-off. Last week she was rolling around town in her Swarovski crystal encrusted stroller and today she’s claiming she saved a deer that had been hit by a car with the energy of her healing touch. Oh puh-lease. Well its crazy, but I too have been known to have superpowers – I can taste things with my tongue. – Shaan

I’m in a foreign country. I think its called Costco and it’s a little cold. Do you like this blue thing? It holds up my pants. When I am wearing pants. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

Detective work must be so exhilarating. The stakeouts, the high speed chases, the donuts. And the best part about being a detective? When one detective says something ominous, the rest of them have to make the Law & Order “chung chung” sound. – Kiran

Please join us this afternoon when Kiran will be reprising one of the most iconic roles in the history of the skydiving-surfer-heist genre: Keanu Reeves’ Johnny “I’m an F!B!I! Agent!” Utah in the musical version of Point Break. – Shaan