Monthly Archives: June 2011

SMILE OF THE DAY

Mom and Dad are coming back from their three day weekend in Las Vegas tonight and that means we need to get into my DIY time machine and un-kidnap Marie Antoinette, Richard Simmons, Sha Na Na and rescue the raccoon … Continue reading →

When you’re the conductor of the Pacific Northwest’s leading experimental robot orchestra you can’t get bogged down with a bunch of workaday nonsense like parting your hair. Combings either gotta be a single-swoop operation or else it simply isn’t worth … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

If you see me wearing sandals, then I’m probably also wearing one of those leather-thong necklaces with a bead on it. Clearly, I am ahead of my metrosexual time. The necklace highlights my Adam’s apple and proves to the ladies … Continue reading →

Have you noticed? Girls have finally reawakened to the full power of sock culture. It started with leg warmers as a joke, then progressed to gym socks with the stripes, then dark socks with shorts, then dark socks with shorts … Continue reading →

SMILES OF THE DAY

Guessing by the look on Dad’s face right now, he would rather be: 1. Jessica Simpson – wearing cargo pants with pumps (Read: fashion victim); 2. In a fist fight with Liza Minnelli; or 3. Growing a ponytail and driving … Continue reading →

When I’m dozing off at school or spacing out on the playground, my mind often wanders to what I like to think of as Shaan’s Happy Funland. In Shaan’s Happy Funland, everything is awesome. First off, I’m totally rich. I … Continue reading →

I’m late picking up my girlfriend Heather from her pilates class. I frantically run to the driveway, where Sting is waiting in all of his longer-haired Police Synchronicity glory, INSISTING that he will drive me. I’m like, that’s so… nice, … Continue reading →