Monthly Archives: November 2011

VIDEO OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                       SHAAN’S POST-MODERN NIXON IMPRESSION

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Today’s list of “things to do” include: 1. Stop choosing dentists for hotness – schedule actual dental exam; 2. Schedule “dental” “exam”; 3. Look into starting own country –  is “DeathKwonDo-nia” trademarked?; and 4. Kardashian butts – investigate.

Today I have some grievances and some apologies to make. I have changed their names to protect their privacy, but if you are reading this and the message applies to you, you know who you are: “Shmlake Shmivley” — How … Continue reading →

Sorry for the intermittent and/or lack of posts recently. Mom has been sick with a permanent hunk of phlegm in her throat and looks like a dried-up mop that’s been sitting in a scuzzy bucket for 10 years. (Note: Those … Continue reading →

                                                                   LUNCH AT RUBY’S

SMILE OF THE DAY

How does Ryan Reynolds manage to get all the ladies? Because he’s a Canadian. So I’m telling chicks I’m Canadian from now on, so it’s a good thing I already mastered the language. “Guten tag. Me gusta hockey, hoser. Donde … Continue reading →