Author Archives: Jenice

When I’m dozing off at school or spacing out on the playground, my mind often wanders to what I like to think of as Shaan’s Happy Funland. In Shaan’s Happy Funland, everything is awesome. First off, I’m totally rich. I … Continue reading →

I’m late picking up my girlfriend Heather from her pilates class. I frantically run to the driveway, where Sting is waiting in all of his longer-haired Police Synchronicity glory, INSISTING that he will drive me. I’m like, that’s so… nice, … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Believe it or not, I used to have a superstition about planes. I figured if I touched the outside of a plane upon boarding, it couldn’t possibly crash. So every time I got on, I would place my hand solidly … Continue reading →

Today Shaan and I are collaborating on a new screenplay. So far we’ve brainstormed an Elvis-meets-girl-meets-iguana detective story turned on its head.  [SPOILER ALERT] The final scene of the movie will feature our enigmatic neighbor Sanjay Goldblatt spinning two giant … Continue reading →

Guess who made it into Maxim’s Sexiest 100 list? ME! Apparently biceps like rocks was part of this years criteria. And I am all rock. Like a strong rock with rock pecs, biceps and rocky good looks carved from, well, rocks. … Continue reading →

All those trips to the gym are paying off. Exercise is important, which is why I start every day lifting apple juice jugs to my mouth. I don’t like to brag, but it’s a pretty rigorous routine. – Kiran What … Continue reading →

VANESSA’S 7th BIRTHDAY PARTY

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