Author Archives: Jenice

I’ve recently started taking acting lessons from our next door neighbor Emotion Eric. He can do happy, sad and mad – but can also accurately convey all kinds of more complicated feelings as well. So far I’ve mastered how to … Continue reading →

Did you know birthday clowns have a 20-to-1 chance of traumatizing children? Las Vegas keeps odds on these kind of things I’m sure. But it’s a little known fact that petting zoos can be equally traumatic. One minute your feeding … Continue reading →

This is the first advanced gun constructed by Shaan and I. It was made by assembling several Kinnect blocks, a thick rubberband and has tremendous firepower. With a regular pencil as a projectile it can penetrate thick cardboard and empty … Continue reading →

There’s a reason I’m wearing my sluttiest red top, with hair out-to-here, acting like I’ve had one too many lollipops. I mean, I have had one too many lollipops, but I know exactly what I’m doing. — What am I … Continue reading →

Sometimes, you just have to know when to say when and turn your back on the things that you love. Whether that be leaving your two-year-old son standing at a truck stop with a melting ice cream cone (read: Mom) … Continue reading →

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Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa. Sounds ridiculous, I know, but if you consider that Spock is pretty awesome and salsa is pretty awesome, then just imagine how awesome Spock would be if he ate more salsa. See? I knew … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY