Author Archives: Jenice

SMILE OF THE DAY

While everyone else spends countless hours working on their pre-summer tans, I’ll be lying in my magical tanning bed for 10 minutes a week and—BAM!!—I’ll instantly be a wonderful golden tan. Although I prefer to be the color of wet … Continue reading →

                                                          A DAY AT THE SPECTRUM

                                                             HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Another day, another Shaanuary. For those of you who don’t know, Shaanuary is a month long celebration of all things me including a daily birthday party and visits to the local ice cream parlor. Please … Continue reading →

                                                                LUNCH AT HAUTE CAKES

SMILE OF THE DAY

Last week a group of scientists had the opportunity to finally ask the question: Is Angelina Jolie the sexiest woman on the planet? After much deliberation, the scientists concluded that she is in fact, the sexiest woman alive. Of course … Continue reading →

I am desperate to hear some feedback on my brand new Uggs. I picked them up after things went south with Jalisa. Again. But now, I’m not so sure if they’re right way to announce to the world that I’m … Continue reading →

I am shocked to hear that Chram is not a fan of cheese. It is one of the finest things in life. Perhaps he was given the wrong cheese and maybe I’m the person to teach him about the ways … Continue reading →

This afternoon I woke up with a bonnet on my head and surrounded by hundreds of empty Peeps boxes and decapitated chocolate bunnies. That’s right: I surrendered to another Easter weekend bender. Now I’m just going to lay on the … Continue reading →