Author Archives: Jenice

I will wear this crown and scepter for my coronation as Emperor of Everywhere. – Shaan

So this is basically what I observed:  Jellyfish No. 156 will bump into Jellyfish No. 9 and beat each other senseless, and then they’ll become best friends. Then Jellyfish No. 310 will bump into Jellyfish No. 156 and also beat each … Continue reading →

If it’s wrong to drink coffee from a cup hewn from the horn of a northern white rhinoceros and a blade composed of Wolverine’s bones then I don’t want to be right. – Kiran Leah discreetly informed me that we are in … Continue reading →

Mom hasn’t said a single word since we arrived. She says it’s because her voice only has one tone now and it’s “Middle-Aged Woman Coping With Two Sick Children As Part of Her Soul Breaks Off”. – Kiran

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This battle is going to end with Kiran demanding vengeance and Shaan writing a whole bunch of crazy emails in all caps. – Mom

WORLDS OF WESTPARK CARNIVAL  

To answer your question: No – I did not eat any of the Blow Pops Mom hides on top of the refrigerator and I am offended by your suggestion. But since you’re asking, I am, in fact, practicing a secret … Continue reading →

My unicorn friend, Nmdipo, prefers to wear sleeveless shirts (Read: Gotta let the pythons breath) and is currently looking for an app that will create some sort of formal time-share plan to manage all his combs. – Shaan

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