Author Archives: Jenice

Captain’s Log: July 5th, 2007 – I have taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around Catalina Island. It is by far the longest voyage she has yet undertaken and its completion puts us one step closer to our great journey sailing around … Continue reading →

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! The 4th of July is upon us and nothing says freedom and independence like Mom’s Red, White and Blue Hot Dogs. Get ‘um while they’re hot. – Kiran    

After making a series of huge mistakes (failing to wash the conditioner out of my hair, picking the one shopping cart that was leaking black junk, and failing to notice said junk until it was on my brand new white shirt, … Continue reading →

When my Po-Po comes to visit me, cartoon hearts appear above my head. – Kiran      

SEBASTION’S 1ST BIRTHDAY PARTY Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday my cousin Sebastion, Happy Birthday to you! – Kiran          

Did you know that today is Talk Like a Pirate Day? So if your day isn’t already shaping up, hang in there, because soon everyone around you will be dropping “arrrrghs”, “ayyyys” and “mateys”. Good times, good times. – Kiran

Oooooo! Have you seen the forecast for the weekend? The Weather Channel says 50% chance of “Biblical” which really means its going to rain fire and brimstone. (Is this the global warming everyone’s talking about?) My suggestion: Stay indoors, but if you must … Continue reading →

What am I getting Dad for his birthday next month? Mmmmm…I think he needs a new Trapper Keeper. His old one is all worn out and doesn’t really close anymore. He has an eraser and his protractor is fine, but … Continue reading →

…but if we move our secret hideout to Miami we’d have to wear 10% less than what would be appropriate elsewhere and we’d have to wear plunging necklines all the time. – Kiran  

MOO JUICE Is it any surprise that milk continues to be the top selling beverage? Some people complain that it doesn’t repel manta rays, doesn’t make servers run faster, or cure cancer, but can they appreciate a quiet night accompanied by Oreos and a glass of warm … Continue reading →