Author Archives: Jenice

What are we doing tomorrow? I don’t know. If I had to guess, which I hate to do because its like trying to guess Einstein’s next chess move, I think we might drive around in my new limited edition Maybach Big Wheels and then … Continue reading →

Sometimes a photograph allows you to peer into the soul of its subject and behold their thoughts. I wonder what Maury is thinking about in this photo?* – Kiran  * “I just ate 7 pounds of brie and I’m lactose intolerant.” – Maury 

A DAY AT THE PARK

Elmo and I were at the gym last night, running on our elliptical trainers and watching CNN on our personal TVs, because THAT IS HOW WE ROLL. Despite the gym’s strictly enforced dress code, we thought it would be more fun if we went without pants, because THAT … Continue reading →

You’re wearing that?! See Miao-Miao, that’s why you should stick with quantitative math and organic chemistry. – Kiran

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PO-PO! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Po-Po, Happy Birthday to you! – Kiran    

Russell…RUSSELL! Your Pilates trainer left you a message; He’s tired of you paying him in cheese. He thought it was cute at first. Now he’s just annoyed. – Kiran 

I’m posting this in my sleep. Impressed? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue. – Kiran  

Happy Father’s Day to Dad, Happy Father’s Day to Dad, Happy Father’s Day to D-aaaaad, Happy Father’s Day to Dad! (“Come home soon!”) – Kiran  

…There’s an important lesson to be learned from all this Russell, and it’s to always look both ways before crossing the street. No wait, I mean drink your milk. Keep your hands at ten and two? Te he he…What were we … Continue reading →