Author Archives: Jenice

Name two amendments from the Bill of Rights? Mmmm, that would be “the right to choose your coiffure” and “the right of manscaping self-determinism”. Huh? That has to be right Russell. I graduated magna cum laude-y. – Kiran   

A DAY AT THE PLAYGROUND  If you want an element of tactile adventure in your pursuit of fun, go to the big kid’s jungle gym. It’s alternately sticky and slippery. – Kiran                     … Continue reading →

What do Madonna and I have in common? We both love leotards and we both love to dance. – Kiran  

Pssst, pssst…tonight’s password is ‘fidelio’. – Kiran [Editor’s Note: Score one point if you can correctly identify the movie reference above. Add two additional points if you own more then one headband. Bonus Lightening Round: What do Kool-Aid Man and … Continue reading →

THE OFFICIAL POST FOR MAY 22, 2007  Target, the most important retail store of our generation doesn’t carry organic oatmeal? Hrumph. – Kiran         THE ALTERNATE UNOFFICIAL POST FOR MAY 22, 2007 Oh, stop being silly. Our … Continue reading →

There’s a time for jokes and then there’s a time to be serious. And then there’s a time to do your fiercest robot dance since your last robot dance…and that time is now. – Kiran

I have finally crafted the penultimate disco-rave anthem. I call it “Snazzmatazz 3000” and it is guaranteed to turn the party knob to 17. – Kiran

LOGIC 101: CONFIRMATION BY CONTRAPOSITIVE  “If three cups of milk a day doesn’t necessarily make you fat, then if something necessarily makes you fat, it’s not three cups of milk a day, not three cups of milk makes you not … Continue reading →

Whooooaaaa! Who switched the polarity of the universe again?! Great! Now up is down, Target is Prada and Coke tastes like Pepsi. – Kiran

COWBOY KIRAN AND CHARLIE THE CATEPILLAR Tally-ho! – Kiran