Author Archives: Jenice

If Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he can FedEx me a unicorn, right? – Kiran  

Why does Elmo hate sleeves? Because he wants to show off all the work he’s done on his upper body. If there’s one thing Elmo knows, its how to maximize his guns. – Kiran     

Modeling is not as glamorous as it seems. Sometimes you have to get up really early. Sometimes you have to not eat. And sometimes you have to pout for the camera til your lips are sore. – Kiran   

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY AAAAAA-ND… Happy Birthday to Mom, Happy Birthday to Mom, Happy Birthday to M-ooooom, Happy Birthday to Mom. – Kiran 

[lick, lick, lick] Mmmmmm…the playground tastes especially sandy today. Delicious! – Kiran  

There is no better analogy for free will than the facial hair palate. Just to prove man’s right of pubescent expression, I like to go from a pencil ‘stache in May to a ZZ Top beard by August. Be sure to check me … Continue reading →

STAR SIGNS If your look is ‘Wild West Ninja Wizard’ you are a Capricorn. (“You’re look is ‘Native American 80’s Rapper’? Zebbie, are you sure you’re a Sagitarius?”) – Kiran   

How many pieces of flair does it take to reinvent your ‘look’? Just one: Neckerchiefs. (“Mark my words, it is going to be HUGE this summer.”) – Kiran     

                                PRACTICAL JOKE OR MAKE-SHIFT PACIFIER  

What do I look like when I beat the hardest level of Guitar Hero 87 times in one day: Ecstatic! – Kiran