Author Archives: Jenice

HEY! Who swapped my formula with artichoke liquor?!! – Kiran      

This is my new friend Maury. My Dadi-ma and Dada-ji brought him to our house over the weekend. (Thank you Dadi-ma! Thank you Dada-ji!) Like me, Maury loves playing imaginary laser tag. (“Pew, pew, pew…got you that time Maury!”) – Kiran

Super Bowl Sunday is here! But mostly the day is made for two things: commercials and food. The commercials were funny-ish. But the food was delicious. We had Mom’s homemade nachos, corn beef sandwiches and foot long hot dogs all day long. (Followed by a Pepto … Continue reading →

TRIVIAL PURSUIT – STAR TREK EDITION   Category: Hydro-Magnetic Dimensions “When traveling at sub-sonic speed during the last one hour of hyper-sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will be closest to Omicron Ceti III?” – Moderator “Um…can I call a friend?” – Kiran      

[…whisper, whisper, whisper…] …uh-huh…uh-huh…the film’s called ‘Super Jefe and Big Cheese’…okay…five points on the back end…okay…20% gross on merchandising…uh-huh…and Heidi Klum’s baby dropped out two days ago? …Say no more Doraeman, of course I want the gig! Let’s call my agent ASAP! – Kiran

It is the critical week leading up to Super Bowl XLI. (GOOOOO BEARS!) Please feel free to drop by on Sunday for our ‘Bowl of Super’ Party. Aside from serving the traditional nachos, burgers and hot dogs, the first 5 guests to arrive … Continue reading →

Mom says I’m handsome, piled on top of adorable, wrapped up in a chalupa and served with two scoops of sweetness. (‘Oh, Mom. You’re making me blush.’) – Kiran   

The fashion cognoscenti have spoken and this season’s essential wardrobe is: the hand-knitted hoodie. (Thank you Ohri Auntie!) – Kiran   

(GULP) Ahem, rrrrwwk, ahem…Um, ye-aaaah, about that last cocktail Verdell. What do you call it? …The Pork-arita? Um, rrwk, I don’t know Verdell. Is there a market for pork margharitas? – Kiran    

If you play your cards right Zebbie my Chacha-ji will ‘fly’ you all over the house…I am being serious! Yea, just like that flying scene with Lois Lane in ‘Superman Returns’…Yes, just like that. Well, no…Of course flying with my Chacha-ji won’t be romantic…I swear! – … Continue reading →