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Did you know there are TV shows and entire superstores wholly dedicated to the art of scrapbooking? It’s hard to generate much loathing for people who want to take their junior high Teen Beat collages to the next level. Gluing … Continue reading →

When I need a pick-me-up, forget coffee or Xanax; I like chasing pigeons. Pigeons run with their heads bobbing side to side, swiveling to look back at me gaining on them. They flee and bob until their concern overcomes laziness … Continue reading →

At some point in the future, when the rabbit community finally gets together and has an awards show celebrating their many rabbit achievements, they’re going to give T-Loaf a lifetime achievement award. All of the rabbits are going to get … Continue reading →

Ever want to know what people in Finland think about Belgians? Or what Swedes think about Turks? Apparently, the only famous Italian ever was Mussolini. Romanians like to compare Norwegians to tubs of nonfat vanilla yogurt with carob chips, while … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY Today I spent the better part of the morning paying for my dentist’s summer homes by having a mouthful of cavities filled – 8 to be exact. I’ll miss the laughing gas, but not the drill. … Continue reading →

Mom can attest there there have been days when I have empirically proven that kids can be a pain in the $%&. And on those days I often employ certain tactics to get my own way that are so vile … Continue reading →

We all know how it is – stuff that didn’t even taste good last week suddenly becomes more desirable when it’s marked 50% off the day after Easter. Rite Aid and other drugstores have a whole aisle full of the … Continue reading →

This is what democracy looks like: mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers and french fries at Ruby’s. I could eat two Gray’s Papaya dogs, put them on a roll with two Corner Bistro burgers and drench them both with fries and STILL … Continue reading →

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