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SMILE OF THE DAY

If you ask me, the secret to much of the Republican Party’s political success comes down to one secret ingredient: Ketchup. Because adding the red stuff to a burger would be a manufacturing job, you know, because it “makes” the … Continue reading →

When I solve mysteries, I always like to have a magnifying glass to find clues. Sometimes being physically strong can be helpful too. Which is why Lou Ferrigno is such a great detective. Carrying a lead pipe also helps, which … Continue reading →

Mom was willing to overlook the red crayon I left in my pocket that subsequently melted in the dryer. And she could ignore the tube of Chapstick I used to polish the kitchen cabinets. But after I stuck all her … Continue reading →

                                                         HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Intelligence is a nebulous and shifting concept. From my experience, if people consider you smart in a conventional fashion, you probably can’t change a tire. We all had that one person in our class who was a straight A student, … Continue reading →

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Some people like supermodels because they are freakishly tall, professionally beautiful and extremely rich. But Gary and I like supermodels for their brains and personality. (Honest!) – Kiran