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SMILE OF THE DAY

It’s nearly the end of summer so get yourself to the nearest swimming hole, pool, beach or lake. Just make sure you swim somewhere before it’s too late. Well, except the Gulf of Mexico. This is not the summer for … Continue reading →

Why can’t I show off my goods? I have a very sexy chest – it is by far my best feature. It helps me get larger Starbucks beverages for free and extra carousel rides. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

Have I ever introduced you to our neighborhood celebrity DJ Bok Choy? He moved here 6 months ago to enjoy some relaxation and anonymity – but the paparazzi soon followed. Today he was pushed to the limits on the streets … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

I’m told that at last night’s talent show Big Bird performed “Dueling Banjos” with a spoon. A spoon? Really? Wow. A real spoon? One of those stick things with a little bowl-shaped thing on the end? One of them? A … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Let’s be honest, now’s the perfect time to patronize your local pool. I’ve got a collection of floaties for any venue  — ones for back-country lake swimming, others for resort swimming and an inflatable baguette. – Kiran

SMILE OF THE DAY