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Everyone has trouble losing weight – everyone except me that is. How do I do it? I wear my handy dandy weight loss medallion (which also doubles as a cell phone) and I only consume diet juice boxes. – Shaan

So,  Kiran and I have been talking – and seriously, our next door neighbor Jessi has got to be the hottest 44-year-old woman on the planet. In fact, if you slapped bikinis on all the hot 44-year-olds out there and … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

                                                          SHAAN’S FAMOUS POUTY FACE

SMILES OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

El Torito has generously offered to appoint me their new ambassador of authentic Mexican meat snacks and whatnot. Please join me tomorrow for the “All-You-Can-Eat Chicken Grilled Taquitos Gorge-A-Thon” and free crunchwrap supremes and cheesy gorditas. – Shaan

Today I’d like to announce that the sky is blue and the grass is green. And something about my abs being incredibly chiseled. – Kiran