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OMG! More banks to receive TARP funds! Or… something? I don’t know what that means but it’s SHOCKING. – Shaan

                                                                                               GUESS WHO?

Eating remote controls with adult-sized teeth would be sooooooooo much easier. – Shaan

What!? The Los Angeles Times says there’s something wrong with drinking 6 or more Diet Cokes a day? I’d go over and give them a piece of my mind if I’d had enough aspartame today. Also they’ve obviously never tried … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Did you know that I am not only psychic but can glimpse into the insanely near future? Like five minutes from now. (Ready GO!) – Shaan

I love Frankenberry cereal. It’s fortified with 8 essential vitamins and iron and comes with a variety of promotional prizes. Last month I got a so-unironic-it’s-ironic Wolverine fanny pack and an anatomically correct Dr. Manhattan suit. – Kiran

OMG! I’m in the midst of a transformation right now… so my outside matches my inside…What does this all mean? I’m not sure. Please bear with me. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

VIDEO OF THE DAY Shaan’s dance moves captured in this incredible sequence of video footage vividly displays the kinetic poetry of his Wiggle Dance in all its appropriate glory. The apparent unavailability of a sheet of cardboard prevented him from … Continue reading →