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Have I introduced you to my new friend Sheff? Sheff’s known for many things—his taste in Eastern European women, his Cat Scratch Fever air-guitar, his cooking show—but he’s perhaps best, or most endearingly, known for his hair. He’s got the … Continue reading →

Today I’m unveiling my new look – it’s very Buddhist monk, which is totally in this year. – Shaan

I’m not going to name names, but try to return an unworn shirt that you realized wasn’t flattering (for store credit), and it’s suddenly WWIII up in Gymboree, complete with gum-popping and eye rolls (and too-dark lipliner). – Kiran Update: … Continue reading →

I think I’ll have some non-caffeinated herbal tea…and some breakfast. Hmm, Cheerios or Wheaties? Or maybe those rice cakes imported from Denmark on a supersonic jet. – Shaan

SMILES OF THE DAY

SHAAN AND THE HAMBURGER BUN VS. THE VIDEO CAMERA [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

DR. SEUSS’S GREEN EGGS AND HAM: A RECITATION by Kiran Thakur [Editor’s Note: Remember to turn on your volume.]

MY PRE-BIRTHDAY PARTY CELEBRATION

Why am I cranky today? Well, let’s just say that the 7-Eleven down the street has closed down and now I need to drag myself eight long blocks for my daily restorative slurpee. – Shaan