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MY PRE-BIRTHDAY PARTY CELEBRATION

Why am I cranky today? Well, let’s just say that the 7-Eleven down the street has closed down and now I need to drag myself eight long blocks for my daily restorative slurpee. – Shaan

CONVERSATIONS WITH KIRAN …I KNOW! Meryl Streep losing Best Actress to Kate Winslet is like “Everything I Thought I Knew About Life” getting trounced by “Nothing Makes Sense Anymore”…                 …Oh, definitely Sponge … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

Hmmm? Where’s Shaan? Oh, he’s filming a remake of Terms of Endearment. And since the film is being done on the cheap, I’m assuming Shaan’s version will showcase him playing all the roles himself on video. No wait…Beta. Yeah, he’ll … Continue reading →

What’s everyone up to today? Zebbie and Russell are doing all sorts of non-traditional spiritual stuff, Elmo is dressed in a unicorn pelt and magical staff with which he can summon eagles and Kiran is working on his igloo-decorating simulator. … Continue reading →

POTTY TRAINING SYMPOSIUM I’d just like to add that as a seasoned toilet user, let me say that utilizing the toilet is a sign of independence and freedom. It screams out “Hey society, I’m not going to be limited by oppressive … Continue reading →

Well, we finally made it back home. We fought our way through hellacious traffic — 45 minutes on the off-ramp alone! — and battled through the blazes that engulfed the famed clocktower from Back to the Future and out-raced the … Continue reading →

BREAKING NEWS OMG! Dora the Explorer has ten fingers on her right hand?! And she isn’t the only one. Sponge Bob Squarepants has six fingers on his left hand! Also, the number of Americans continuing to receive unemployment benefits has … Continue reading →

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