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By smushing together two different colored clumps of Play-Doh and Moon Sand I have managed to create a completely new form of matter. I call it “Teniscus Turchicus “. I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I fully … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY Today’s “Video of the Day” depicts a cameraman’s epic struggle between filming my great mandibular strength or zooming in on my muscular finger cleavage. Think Spartacus but without all the acting and plot. – Shaan [Editor’s … Continue reading →

                                                                                     SHAAN OF THE DAY

It’s the day after Christmas and all I’ve been doing is stumbling around in a candy cane-fueled haze. Empty cartons of Ben & Jerry’s Limited Edition Christmas Swirl are everywhere. And because of my appalling fondness for holiday Doritos dipped … Continue reading →

                                                                    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

What do you do when the world’s economy is falling apart and God only knows when things will get better? Duh! Get together with your favorite Aunt and start building some sofa-and-blanket forts stat! – Shaan

                                                                                 PICTURE OF THE DAY

…but I specifically told the temp agency that I wanted to be Master of the Universe but instead, I had to settle for World’s Sexiest Man. *sigh* – Kiran

My answer to solving the growing financial crisis? Candy canes. And lots of them. Wait, I already proposed that solution for the economy. And global warming. And health care. And that time I locked my keys in the car at … Continue reading →

When I initially wrote my letter to Santa, I asked for the yet to be released Sesame Street CD “Songs To Wear Pants To”. However after a few days of quiet reflection it occurred to me that I had spoken … Continue reading →