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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS STAYS IN VEGAS What am I going to miss most about Vegas? Sleeping atop a four-poster bed constructed from gold bricks and padded with crisp dollar bills. – Shaan

We’ve met so many interesting characters here in Vegas – from relatively normal to “about to spin off the planet”. Like today for instance – on our way to Starbucks via “The People Mover” we met a four-leaf clover that … Continue reading →

                                                                   HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

Um, has anyone seen the 4 inch solid gold pacifier I won last night? Its estimated value is $2.6 million after factoring in the laser-firing capabilities and all leather travel strap. – Shaan

CHARTING OUR COURSE TO VEGAS Our family road trip is finally here – today! I don’t know anything about reading maps. But I love betting on things! Who want’s to wager their lunch money on how long it will take … Continue reading →

As some of you know, we will be on vacation for the next week at the luxurious Signature Resort in Las Vegas where we fully intend to consume 6,000 calories a day at the buffet and participate in the evils … Continue reading →

I am so, so sorry to have kept you waiting an entire, interminable weekend. Our server was passed out on the couch yet again, leaving us with no means of relaying important communication in a timely matter. Our Hungarian tech … Continue reading →

The latest trend in men’s undergarments: luxury briefs. As long as this fad continues, I embrace the future. I will also simultaneously unembrace pants. – Kiran

                                                                                    SAY CHEESE!

You know how it is Valentine Bear – I almost didn’t mention it. I kind of didn’t want to, but I felt I had to. So earlier this week I wearily conceded that yes, I was “spotted” last Friday night … Continue reading →