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HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE! My Thanksgiving was spent ladling gravy on everything and patting butter on everything else. The rest of the evening was devoted to the most revered of Thanksgiving traditions, the actual giving of thanks. The list of thankfulness was long and … Continue reading →

In other pre-Thanksgiving news, Verdell will be singing karaoke tunes from the Richard Marx songbook at the Mustache Spectacular in Long Beach tonight. Be there or be square. – Kiran  

Tomorrow we are rolling out our new Kiran brand bottled water ‘K20’ in stores near you. And next week we’re unveiling our new Kiran brand energy drink ‘K-Pop’. This kind of thing could go on forever: Kiran the book, Kiran … Continue reading →

Have you ever worked out next to the middle-aged woman at The Sports Club who sings to herself loudly and does Fosse-like jazz hands on the Stairmaster every day? Or the man on the treadmill who every 3 minutes of so, says “YESSSSSSS!”, claps and … Continue reading →

Daily, I check to see how many people have read the blog. Whether it’s growing, ebbing or flowing. But the other day the number suddenly spiked, like, a bazillion percent. Like many thousands of people above the usual number. I IMed the tech team who … Continue reading →

It had to happen. People are finally sick of the Atkins diet. Consequently amateur dieticians are rolling with their own DIY meal plans. A sample: Breakfast: Five and one half Krispy Kreme donuts (two chocolate iced with sprinkles, one plain cruller, one lemon filled, … Continue reading →

LIVING WITH OPTIMUS PRIME Is someone grumpy this morning? You want some coffee? No, you’re going straight for the booze. You know, I really don’t think beer is part of a balanced breakfast. [Pew, pew, pew] Oh, again with the laser beams. … Continue reading →

If my lack of pants didn’t already give it away, I have no idea what’s going on with the website. Our access to the internet has been sporadic at best and may be due in part to: 1.) a DoS … Continue reading →

BATTLE OF THE DAY Who will win in the battle of cuddliness today at the playground, Elmo or Russell? Before you answer remember: Russell was trained by the Shin Bet. – Kiran    

When I woke up this morning and marked another X on the calendar, I realized that Penultimate Tuesday is here! As you  may recall, Penultimate Tuesday is the way we here at Kiran’s World refer to the worst day of the week – when news is extra-slow and … Continue reading →