February 10
VIDEO OF THE DAY
February 9
VIDEO OF THE DAY
February 5
VIDEO OF THE DAY
February 3
SMILE OF THE DAY
So by now, many of you know that the Seahawks beat the Broncos to win the Superbowl. Is that so amazing? One time I saw the Broncos walk outside the Chateau Marmot and wait for their ride. Everyone was on their phones, not paying attention. This big black SUV rolls up with music blaring and is going way too fast for the sharp curve near the lobby. A woman just then dropped her phone and let go of the stroller with her left hand. It rolled slowly onto the brick driveway just as the HUGE SUV comes around the bend. Just then, the Broncos collectively stepped in front of the oncoming SUV, lifted the stretch Escalade into the air, and pushed the Orbit stroller out of harm’s way. Now, THAT’S amazing. – Shaan
February 1
VIDEO OF THE DAY
January 31
SMILE OF THE DAY
January 29
Musical refrigerators could either be a good thing or a bad thing. Do they sing, like the singing sword, upon removing an apple, or do they play a jaunty little tune while restocking? Do they chime the hour like Westminster Abbey? Can you change stations? I mean, if you can up the bass-line, it might be quite enjoyable and make Skrillex more tolerable. We need some product research. – Kiran
January 27
Working on my new book today. The working title is either “I Am a Very Special Snowflake” or “Everyone is Insane Except Me: Why None of my Relationships Last More Than Six Months” – Shaan
January 25
SMILE OF THE DAY
How can Mom disparage pizza?
What do you order when you’re sick and too lazy to make anything for yourself? Pizza.
What do you throw for your kids as a birthday party? A pizza party.
What did Walter White throw onto the roof of his house in a rage of anger? Pizza.
What do you reward your employees with for doing a good job at work? Pizza
It’s all pizza. The answer is pizza. – Kiran
January 23
I’ve been thinking about buying this couch from Crate&Barrel. But then I thought “Hey, what if the cushions start gossiping with each other and decide they don’t like me, then what? And what if one of them has a child out of wedlock (e.g. a throw pillow) and blames it on me?” That’s when I knew this sofa was probably going to make my life way too complicated. – Kiran