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My face, hand signs and career path scream “thug life 4 eva” but my medallions scream “Elmo’s Crew”. – Kiran

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! (PART TWO) Today we performed havan in honor of Dad’s birthday yesterday.  – A bazillion blessings for you Dad! – Kiran  

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!  Happy Birthday to Dad, Happy Birthday to Dad, Happy Birthday to Da-aaad, Happy Birthday to Dad! – Kiran      

How was the party last night? Well, the theme had something to do with zombies, sparkly cowboys, robots and “The Shaking Beef”. But the hors d’oeuvres – fried wontons and goat cheese endive thingies – we’re delicious. – Kiran

I not only receive the Sharper Image catalog each month, but I sit down and flip through it. That’s how I got this: The World’s Best Musical Butt Massager. – Kiran [Editor’s Note: Massage table not included.]    

CARDIOYOGAPILATESCYCLE CLASS “Alright everyone, are you ready to get toned, firm and centered? Let’s jump-start our workout today by reconnecting with our ‘Flashdance’ muscles. Let’s pump those arms! ONE and TWO and….” – Kiran

AFTERNOON KARAOKE […applause, applause…] That was amazing Russell! You nailed every note in Kate Bush’s “Wuthering Heights”. Bra-vo Russell! – Kiran

“The Wiggles” is a great band and everything but…they…Okay, I thought I had a “but” but I lost it. – Kiran

A DAY AT THE IRVINE PETTING ZOO

Whooooa…I’m speechless. Our new hockey uniforms are three parts magical wizard and two parts Annie Lennox? Brilliant! – Kiran