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A DAY AT THE IRVINE PETTING ZOO

Whooooa…I’m speechless. Our new hockey uniforms are three parts magical wizard and two parts Annie Lennox? Brilliant! – Kiran  

When Mom wears this, it’s a necklace. When I wear this, it’s a sassy bejewelled epaulette for my superhero costume. – Kiran

What happened today? There was too much story to fit in one post. Too much action. Too much romance. Too much danger. Waaaaay too much. – Kiran   

ON THE VIEW WITH BARBARA WALTERS VIA SATELLITE “Let’s get to the questions our viewers really want to ask: Some say you lack ‘acting chops’ and rely heavily on your good looks…” – Barbara Walters  “Barbara, I’m not going to deny that … Continue reading →

DECISIONS, DECISIONS Next week should I: Go to the secret Himalayan Temple of Badrinarayan to train in the art of voguing or tour the country as the official spokesperson for Mystic Tan? – Kiran  

Mmmmm, yes, I like Miao-Miao’s innovative use of humid ambience and 70’s foggy soft-focus photography. What do you think Zebbie?…Don’t shrug Zebbie. Why are you shrugging? – Kiran  

My latest super-secret business venture: Press-on chest hair. – Kiran    

TODAY’S TO DO LIST:   1. Create weather patterns; 2. Find 300 uses for carb-friendly baguettes; and 3. Express all measurements in both imperial and metric equivalents.

What?! The Nutella disappeared? And the cream cheese too?!!! That doesn’t seem right. No, something is definitely afoot with the condiments. I better put on my detective hat and do some investigating. I think I’ll start with the refrigerator. That always needs … Continue reading →