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A DAY AT THE PARK

Elmo and I were at the gym last night, running on our elliptical trainers and watching CNN on our personal TVs, because THAT IS HOW WE ROLL. Despite the gym’s strictly enforced dress code, we thought it would be more fun if we went without pants, because THAT … Continue reading →

You’re wearing that?! See Miao-Miao, that’s why you should stick with quantitative math and organic chemistry. – Kiran

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PO-PO! Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Po-Po, Happy Birthday to you! – Kiran    

Russell…RUSSELL! Your Pilates trainer left you a message; He’s tired of you paying him in cheese. He thought it was cute at first. Now he’s just annoyed. – Kiran 

I’m posting this in my sleep. Impressed? I also watch Grey’s Anatomy and can do push ups with my tongue. – Kiran  

Happy Father’s Day to Dad, Happy Father’s Day to Dad, Happy Father’s Day to D-aaaaad, Happy Father’s Day to Dad! (“Come home soon!”) – Kiran  

…There’s an important lesson to be learned from all this Russell, and it’s to always look both ways before crossing the street. No wait, I mean drink your milk. Keep your hands at ten and two? Te he he…What were we … Continue reading →

Somehow a pie chart doesn’t seem like the best way to sum up this outfit, Verdell. Shouldn’t it be more bar graphs? – Kiran

How does one even stumble upon an idea of such profound genius as “The Muppet Movie”. Even Derrida couldn’t deconstruct its complex layers of brilliance. – Kiran