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What do Madonna and I have in common? We both love leotards and we both love to dance. – Kiran  

Pssst, pssst…tonight’s password is ‘fidelio’. – Kiran [Editor’s Note: Score one point if you can correctly identify the movie reference above. Add two additional points if you own more then one headband. Bonus Lightening Round: What do Kool-Aid Man and … Continue reading →

THE OFFICIAL POST FOR MAY 22, 2007  Target, the most important retail store of our generation doesn’t carry organic oatmeal? Hrumph. – Kiran         THE ALTERNATE UNOFFICIAL POST FOR MAY 22, 2007 Oh, stop being silly. Our … Continue reading →

There’s a time for jokes and then there’s a time to be serious. And then there’s a time to do your fiercest robot dance since your last robot dance…and that time is now. – Kiran

I have finally crafted the penultimate disco-rave anthem. I call it “Snazzmatazz 3000” and it is guaranteed to turn the party knob to 17. – Kiran

LOGIC 101: CONFIRMATION BY CONTRAPOSITIVE  “If three cups of milk a day doesn’t necessarily make you fat, then if something necessarily makes you fat, it’s not three cups of milk a day, not three cups of milk makes you not … Continue reading →

Whooooaaaa! Who switched the polarity of the universe again?! Great! Now up is down, Target is Prada and Coke tastes like Pepsi. – Kiran

COWBOY KIRAN AND CHARLIE THE CATEPILLAR Tally-ho! – Kiran        

If Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he can FedEx me a unicorn, right? – Kiran  

Why does Elmo hate sleeves? Because he wants to show off all the work he’s done on his upper body. If there’s one thing Elmo knows, its how to maximize his guns. – Kiran