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Fox News reports that Iran has the technology to bio-engineer mattress tags, carbohydrates and stripes. Huh? If you could see me now I’d have a giant question/exclamation mark over my head. – Kiran  

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYONE! It’s Cinco de Mayo and we all know the best way to celebrate: Grape Juice Margaritas! – Kiran   

What have I been diligently working on lately? Designing fashionably oversized aviator sunglasses for the toddler set. What do they look like? Think CHiPs’ Officer Frank Poncherello meets Michael Kors. – Kiran        

Soooooo exciting! Have you heard? E! is auditioning for a “toddle-spondent” to host it’s new show “Baby-Razzi”. Armed with my new top secret hairdo (Three words: Salute to Sanjaya), friendly demeanor and dulcet toned voice I should be a shoe in right? – Kiran 

We’re out of Apple Wagon Wheels? Again?! How can this be?! No deity in the world would allow this to happen! Twice! – Kiran

Have you had the new “Handsome Dreamboat” drink from Starbuck’s today? I guess not or else you’d be carrying a giant cup of me. Te he he. – Kiran  

As the Goodwill Ambassador for the color Red, I traverse the neighborhood promoting Red and all its many splendorific virtues. Did you know Red has a 16 MPH ping pong serve, invented the color Purple and the author of “How to Make Cabbage in Four Easy Steps”? – … Continue reading →

As some of you know, I was feeling a little under the weather lately, but today I feel invigorated! Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is exactly what I had for breakfast and now I feel like I could … Continue reading →

A DAY IN SIMI VALLEY

Today’s post goes out to Sunita Geshwani: Puh-leaz, puh-leaz, puh-leaz stop calling us every week to remind us that it’s only 7 cents a minute for all international calls to India and a free set of 8 commemorative Shahrukh Kahn spoons if we sign up … Continue reading →