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As a professional muse, I inspire poets, artists and thinkers to create. Did you know I am widely credited as the inspiration for Caller ID, Mystic Tan and ironic-T’s? – Kiran        

I don’t know Russell. Do you really think “E.T. the Musical” performed in the style of a 1970’s glam rock epic is going to work? – Kiran  

But Mom I need to go! Tomorrow night is Star Wars Fight Club. (“The first rule of Star Wars Fight Club is, there is no Star Wars Fight Club.”) Puh-leaz, puh-leaz, puh-leaz….Come on, Mom. But I already have a ticket on the mini-Death Star bus! … Continue reading →

TO DO: 1. Eliminate all non-shiny items from wardrobe*; 2. Read upside-down, inside-out and all around (see photo);  3. Head to the Jimmy Choo sample sale and help Mom fight for the last pair of size 7 slingbacks; and 4. Attend ‘Introduction to Vegan Pastry’ hosted by Kelsey … Continue reading →

It is fah-reezing today Dadi-ma! Don’t forget to zip up. – Kiran  

Sippy Cup, you are a delightful yet elusive mystery to me. – Kiran    

How to gear up for summer? Four words: Old Navy capri pants! And for the feet? Three more words: Camo flip flops. – Kiran

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (PART 3) It’s a birthday marathon! (“Okay Dad! Let me show you how to blow out candles!”) – Kiran   

Happy Shamrocks Day!  Erin go braugh everbody! – Kiran    

As St. Patrick’s Day rapidly approaches, everyone is getting an early start on celebrating. Verdell is dressing up as Maureen O’Hara circa ‘The Quiet Man’ and Maio-Maio’s making Shamrock Bread. Me? I’m guest DJ-ing at Cohan’s Pub. Please join me for a pint of … Continue reading →