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Who invited me out for dinner last night? My Po-Po and Kong Kong! – Kiran

MC K ON THE MIC [Russell on beatbox: Bomp-Bb-cha, Bomp-cha, Bomp-Bb-cha, Bomp-cha…] “Yo, I’m gonna take this one, check it, uh, uh, … My diaper ‘ploded on me My stroller broke down I lost $20 It can’t be found. K … Continue reading →

Oooo-kay, adjusting the imaging sensor…Mmmmm…Tightening the photonic mast…Alright guys, the roof-mounted periscope is now fully operational. Mission S.S. Crusader? Accomplished! – Kiran

My favorite part of the day is spent leisurely chewing Mom’s lens cover. No wait, that’s not my favorite part. My favorite part of the day is elf bowling with Russell and the guys. – Kiran  

Okay Verdell…a little to your left…now a little to my left…okay now a little more to the right…now a smidge more to the left. PERFECT! Now Mom will never know we rappelled down the wall. (“What do you mean the spikes … Continue reading →

I have sad news to report today: My application to the US Patent and Trademark Office was rejected. Apparently my idea, The People-ator, has already been patented. They call it an Escal-ator. Hrumph! – Kiran

In Chinese folklore, the tiger is the king of beasts and is believed to have special powers for protecting children. Tiger shoes are embroidered with their eyes open. These ‘open eyes’ help keep children from tripping as they first learn to walk. I … Continue reading →

Really Dadi-ma? Aishwarya Rai and Abhishek Bachchan are getting married! You don’t say. Details Dadi-ma, we need details! – Kiran       

Hurry up Zebbie! Miao Miao won’t deal the cards until we all sit down. What’s the game? One Card Stud. – Kiran  

A big shout out to everyone who came to see the band last night. Thanks for your support and words of encouragement. Although frankly, I’m not surprised by the overwhelming response. The ‘Hand Banana’ guys are so talented they challenge the very definition of esophageal … Continue reading →