June 28
For the first time in a long time, I am actually dating a model who I am willing to believe knows what day of the week it is. Even if she pronounces it “Bursday.” – Shaan
June 27
SMILE OF THE DAY
June 26
SMILE OF THE DAY
June 25
Top 5 Lies I Tell Myself:
1. This time it’s different;
2. I’ll do it tomorrow;
3. I’m 5 minutes away;
4. I’ve changed; and
5. This is my last Thin Mint for today.
June 24
SMILE OF THE DAY
June 23
Have you ever spent half the day looking for something only to walk past it 27 times until Mom eventually comes into the room and spots it in two seconds? This was one of those times. – Kiran
June 22
SMILE OF THE DAY
June 21
Unlike the rest of the houses in our neighborhood, ours is fortified with a moat and a T-Rex.* – Kiran
*Because I have many valuables. (Read: Pokemon cards and Skittles.)
June 20
CASA DE KIRAN
Right now it’s just a quaint fort, but after a few renovations I estimate its value will be at $2.6 million – after factoring in the diamond-crusted solid gold tapas bar and all suede interior. – Kiran
June 19
VIDEO OF THE DAY