May 26
SMILES OF THE DAY

SMILES OF THE DAY


I’m not trying to cover my forehead. What? Because I was crushing juice boxes with it? Uhhhhh – okay. That sounds way better then me explaining how I detached my forehead and loaned it to Mr. Potatohead while his forehead gets laser tattoo removal. [For those of you who were wondering: BAKED – it was BAKED. In all caps.] – Shaan
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
It takes alot of effort to have a fake girlfriend. First you need to give her a personality: “My girlfriend looooves salmon.” “My girlfriend loves polar fleece.” “My girlfriend is a mammal of the family Ursidae.” But then you have the awkward task of breaking up with the fakie because you want to date the realie and then the realie freaks out because she thinks she just ruined a relationship. [sigh] And that is the drama of a fake girlfriend. – Shaan
VIDEO OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
