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SMILES OF THE DAY

I’m not trying to cover my forehead. What? Because I was crushing juice boxes with it? Uhhhhh – okay. That sounds way better then me explaining how I detached my forehead and loaned it to Mr. Potatohead while his forehead … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

How? I ask you: How can you tell if it’s a good time to ask Mom if you can ride a dinosaur that’s riding a train inside a space station? Impossible – because she always looks permanently agitated and exhausted … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY

It takes alot of effort to have a fake girlfriend. First you need to give her a personality: “My girlfriend looooves salmon.” “My girlfriend loves polar fleece.” “My girlfriend is a mammal of the family Ursidae.” But then you have the awkward … Continue reading →

VIDEO OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY