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Mom and Dad are upset because Costco stopped carrying their favorite brand of sun dried tomatoes. I, however, do not need to fight any temptation to eat sun dried tomatoes – because as we all know sun dried tomatoes are the unholy union of a fruit roll-up and organic ketchup. – Shaan
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Heads up everyone. Optimus Prime is in another one of his moods again. This morning he smashed every mirror in sight, declared a galactic war on reflective surfaces, and then proceeded to punch a lake. – Shaan
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SMILE OF THE DAY

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SMILES OF THE DAY

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SMILE OF THE DAY

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SMILE OF THE DAY

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My favorite episode of the Love Boat was the one where everybody expressed themselves in song using ukuleles, dijuridos and weird mouth noises because the power went out. (Guest starring: Charo, Morgan Fairchild and Carol Channing). – Shaan

What?! You’ve never seen the Love Boat?! Well, that particular episode is seizure-inducing, so you’d definitely remember it if you saw it. – Shaan
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HAPPY EASTER

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