Kiran and Shaan's World

Get on the phone with Sweden! I’ve always wanted a pillow that can safely hold all my gummy candies, so that I can snack in bed when I have the munchies. All on you now Ikea. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

Thank you internet “Black Friday” deals! Because of you I was able to get my monogrammed yacht without being endlessly elbowed by Heisman worthy stiff arms. And all while staying in bed all day watching cartoons. – Shaan

Wishing everyone a Happy Thanksgiving filled with carbs and family. – Kiran

Saying you’re happy with what God gave you only counts when you haven’t had plastic surgery. So Mrs. Potatohead can’t get three nose jobs and be all: “Yeah, God really blessed me.” It’d be like RoboCop saying how lucky he is God gave him a naturally bulletproof body and a sweet robotic head. – Kiran

Would you like me to fill your home with the comforting smell of my homemade vegetable soup? Then meet me in the kitchen with a stew pot, into which I will pour a half-bottle of V8 and some Spaghetti-O’s. – Shaan

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