May 19
ART OF THE DAY
ART OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY
This is the face I make when I’m flexing my armpit pecs – that Earthly science has no explanation for. – Shaan
SMILE OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

Mom says Yee Yee and Uncle Tony could be having their baby any day now! I hope they name their baby “El Guapo” – after me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, El Guapo needs to play beach volleyball with his shirt off, then fly a fighter jet in a dangerous mission to save Iceman. Or maybe he’ll just take a nap under his desk. El Guapo is undecided. – Kiran
SMILE OF THE DAY

After much pleading and begging, I finally let Elmo drive my Ferrari Enzo. But I dunno – if Elmo crashes my car tomorrow’s headline will read “Elmo strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner.” Although that’d be kind of a long headline. Maybe they could use a small font or something. – Shaan