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How is it that when hot Brazillian supermodels do the ‘peace sign’ it looks totally awesome, but when some Asian does it, it looks predictable and derivative? Wait, never mind, I just answered my own question. Hot Brazillian supermodels…can they do no wrong? – Kiran
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I’m not sure if you know this, but smelling one of Kiran’s farts will literally cause your nasal passages to explode and make you pee your pants in pain. I have a very dirty pair of underwear that can vouch for this. – Shaan
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If you want a horse’s upper body with Jeremy Lin’s legs, then you’ve come to the right doctor. No one can deny my innate level of surgical wizardry. Except maybe that time I replaced Yogi Bear’s left arm with Shaan’s entire body. – Kiran
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SMILES OF THE DAY

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So I’ve been using a new dating app called “Whoa-Wee”. It’s pronounced “I emailed her my phone number – why won’t she call me!” – Shaan
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There are bodybuilders sitting at their computers and weeping right now because I just showed them a picture of my abs of steel. – Kiran
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