February 18
SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY

VIDEO OF THE DAY
VIDEO OF THE DAY
SMILE OF THE DAY

Yes – soda is bad, but every once in a while isn’t going to kill you. Plus everyone knows that if you pump Asian kids full of caffeine, we do sweet kung fu moves. – Kiran
VIDEO OF THE DAY

Please disregard Kiran’s post yesterday – totally didn’t happen that way. I spent my evening canoodling in a booth with a multilingual supermodel with a chateau in France and an advanced degree in astrophysics. Plus celery makes my teeth hurt. – Shaan

Last night, Shaan and I decided to club hop with our bros Optimus and Elmo. After 3 Red Bull Extremes, I was slumped up against the music booth while DJ Bwomp-Bwomp played a Madonna track. It seemed like the song was going on for hours, being played on repeat over and over and over again. And then I thought I was dancing and I thought Madonna was there. I thought I was dancing with Madonna. And she laughed at my jokes and told me she liked my outfit. Madge and I were friends! Everything was amazing and spectacular, but on the outside I was a drooling mess, unable to move and embarrassing myself. When my friends finally carted me away, I started to shout in as loud of a voice as I could muster “Stop it. I don’t want to leave. I’m dancing with Madonna. Madonna! Madonna!”. While Shaan was screaming “Stop talking to me celery!” Ah – good times, good times. – Kiran