Kiran and Shaan's World

So many reality shows to choose from today: Do we find the head of General Custer in a Glendale storage locker on Storage Wars or follow Kate Middleton wrestle her strongest chambermaid. It’s a toss up. – Shaan

SMILE OF THE DAY

SMILES OF THE DAY

Okay, so today’s secret message from my PSP reads: “One can of Red Bull + 20 minutes of Super Squats = U Kicking Booty of Everyone.” Mmm, so I guess this means no more Diet Mountain Dew as a pre-workout supplement. – Shaan

I don’t really keep up with politics normally but OMG has anyone been following Newt Gingrich? Anything that comes out of his mouth should be assumed to have at least 3 layers to it: the explicit, the implicit (based on info we probably don’t know yet), and the underlying (based on info that we’ll never know). And there’s probably a subliminal linguistic thing going on too. – Kiran

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Yesterday I bought a dictionary and to my amazement learned that the plural of rendezvous is rendezvous, not rendezvouses. (Despite what the dictionary says that still doesn’t seem right.) – Kiran

For the love of God – I heard you the first time at Rite Aid when I was trying to buy Cheez-Its. We “need” a little Christmas. Okay – I’ll get on that. I don’t want to hear it in the grocery store, at the dry cleaners, in the spray tan place, at the Chinese takeout place, in commercials and as my trainer’s ringtone. I do really like Nat King Cole, though. [Sigh] – Shaan

VIDEO OF THE DAY

Tonight Shaan and I are going to hit the town. We’re going to go somewhere classy, some place that I’m always too shy to go by myself. Then we’re going to head over to the bar where my PE teacher is a bartender in the evenings. Then Shaan and I are going to impress everyone by figuring out how to add a 20% tip in our heads. – Kiran