Last night we celebrated the opening of our newly renovated karaoke bar called “K Bar”. Complete with an elevated stage, top-notch machine loaded with 1,200 songs and spotlights, we watched Mom perform a jazz-hands version of Madonna’s “Like a Prayer”, while Russell sang Shakira’s “Hips Don’t Lie” accompanied by Dad. (“SHAKE IT DAD!! SHAKE IT!!”) All in all, the night was filled with lots of dancing feet and good times. – Kiran
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAH, whah, whah, whah, whah, whah.” – Kiran
[Editor’s Note: Translation — “Well ladies, I’m not one to brag but I drive a Toyota. Camry.”]
BABY BOTTLE SPOKESPERSON OR PRODUCT PLACEMENT AD?
HEY! Who swapped my formula with artichoke liquor?!! – Kiran
This is my new friend Maury. My Dadi-ma and Dada-ji brought him to our house over the weekend. (Thank you Dadi-ma! Thank you Dada-ji!) Like me, Maury loves playing imaginary laser tag. (“Pew, pew, pew…got you that time Maury!”) – Kiran
Super Bowl Sunday is here! But mostly the day is made for two things: commercials and food. The commercials were funny-ish. But the food was delicious. We had Mom’s homemade nachos, corn beef sandwiches and foot long hot dogs all day long. (Followed by a Pepto Smoothie of course.) – Kiran
TRIVIAL PURSUIT – STAR TREK EDITION
Category: Hydro-Magnetic Dimensions
“When traveling at sub-sonic speed during the last one hour of hyper-sleep, which vector of the Romulan Nebula will be closest to Omicron Ceti III?” – Moderator
“Um…can I call a friend?” – Kiran
[…whisper, whisper, whisper…] …uh-huh…uh-huh…the film’s called ‘Super Jefe and Big Cheese’…okay…five points on the back end…okay…20% gross on merchandising…uh-huh…and Heidi Klum’s baby dropped out two days ago? …Say no more Doraeman, of course I want the gig! Let’s call my agent ASAP! – Kiran
It is the critical week leading up to Super Bowl XLI. (GOOOOO BEARS!) Please feel free to drop by on Sunday for our ‘Bowl of Super’ Party. Aside from serving the traditional nachos, burgers and hot dogs, the first 5 guests to arrive at our house will receive a Football-Phone. – Kiran