Kiran and Shaan's World

There’s a time for jokes and then there’s a time to be serious. And then there’s a time to do your fiercest robot dance since your last robot dance…and that time is now. – Kiran

I have finally crafted the penultimate disco-rave anthem. I call it “Snazzmatazz 3000” and it is guaranteed to turn the party knob to 17. – Kiran

LOGIC 101: CONFIRMATION BY CONTRAPOSITIVE 

“If three cups of milk a day doesn’t necessarily make you fat, then if something necessarily makes you fat, it’s not three cups of milk a day, not three cups of milk makes you not fat.” Whaaaaaa? – Kiran

Whooooaaaa! Who switched the polarity of the universe again?! Great! Now up is down, Target is Prada and Coke tastes like Pepsi. – Kiran

COWBOY KIRAN AND CHARLIE THE CATEPILLAR

Tally-ho! – Kiran

If Jesus could turn water to wine, surely he can FedEx me a unicorn, right? – Kiran

Why does Elmo hate sleeves? Because he wants to show off all the work he’s done on his upper body. If there’s one thing Elmo knows, its how to maximize his guns. – Kiran 

Modeling is not as glamorous as it seems. Sometimes you have to get up really early. Sometimes you have to not eat. And sometimes you have to pout for the camera til your lips are sore. – Kiran   

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY AAAAAA-ND…

Happy Birthday to Mom,
Happy Birthday to Mom,
Happy Birthday to M-ooooom,
Happy Birthday to Mom. – Kiran 

[lick, lick, lick] Mmmmmm…the playground tastes especially sandy today. Delicious! – Kiran