Monthly Archives: May 2007

There is no better analogy for free will than the facial hair palate. Just to prove man’s right of pubescent expression, I like to go from a pencil ‘stache in May to a ZZ Top beard by August. Be sure to check me … Continue reading →

STAR SIGNS If your look is ‘Wild West Ninja Wizard’ you are a Capricorn. (“You’re look is ‘Native American 80’s Rapper’? Zebbie, are you sure you’re a Sagitarius?”) – Kiran   

How many pieces of flair does it take to reinvent your ‘look’? Just one: Neckerchiefs. (“Mark my words, it is going to be HUGE this summer.”) – Kiran     

                                PRACTICAL JOKE OR MAKE-SHIFT PACIFIER  

What do I look like when I beat the hardest level of Guitar Hero 87 times in one day: Ecstatic! – Kiran

Fox News reports that Iran has the technology to bio-engineer mattress tags, carbohydrates and stripes. Huh? If you could see me now I’d have a giant question/exclamation mark over my head. – Kiran  

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYONE! It’s Cinco de Mayo and we all know the best way to celebrate: Grape Juice Margaritas! – Kiran   

What have I been diligently working on lately? Designing fashionably oversized aviator sunglasses for the toddler set. What do they look like? Think CHiPs’ Officer Frank Poncherello meets Michael Kors. – Kiran        

Soooooo exciting! Have you heard? E! is auditioning for a “toddle-spondent” to host it’s new show “Baby-Razzi”. Armed with my new top secret hairdo (Three words: Salute to Sanjaya), friendly demeanor and dulcet toned voice I should be a shoe in right? – Kiran 

We’re out of Apple Wagon Wheels? Again?! How can this be?! No deity in the world would allow this to happen! Twice! – Kiran