There is no better analogy for free will than the facial hair palate. Just to prove man’s right of pubescent expression, I like to go from a pencil ‘stache in May to a ZZ Top beard by August. Be sure to check me out in June when I’ll be sporting a goatee and sideburns. – Kiran
STAR SIGNS
If your look is ‘Wild West Ninja Wizard’ you are a Capricorn. (“You’re look is ‘Native American 80’s Rapper’? Zebbie, are you sure you’re a Sagitarius?”) – Kiran
How many pieces of flair does it take to reinvent your ‘look’? Just one: Neckerchiefs. (“Mark my words, it is going to be HUGE this summer.”) – Kiran
PRACTICAL JOKE OR MAKE-SHIFT PACIFIER
What do I look like when I beat the hardest level of Guitar Hero 87 times in one day: Ecstatic! – Kiran
Fox News reports that Iran has the technology to bio-engineer mattress tags, carbohydrates and stripes. Huh? If you could see me now I’d have a giant question/exclamation mark over my head. – Kiran
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYONE!
It’s Cinco de Mayo and we all know the best way to celebrate: Grape Juice Margaritas! – Kiran
What have I been diligently working on lately? Designing fashionably oversized aviator sunglasses for the toddler set. What do they look like? Think CHiPs’ Officer Frank Poncherello meets Michael Kors. – Kiran
Soooooo exciting! Have you heard? E! is auditioning for a “toddle-spondent” to host it’s new show “Baby-Razzi”. Armed with my new top secret hairdo (Three words: Salute to Sanjaya), friendly demeanor and dulcet toned voice I should be a shoe in right? – Kiran
We’re out of Apple Wagon Wheels? Again?! How can this be?! No deity in the world would allow this to happen! Twice! – Kiran