Kiran and Shaan's World

A DAY AT THE SCIENCE DISCOVERY CENTER

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS MARATHON

Verdell! My elf challenges your demon to a duel! But first, I’m going to roll this 50,000 sided die to get the Fire of Zynth to defeat your demon’s…Water Cooling Filtration Unit? Whaaaaa? That’s your demon’s secret weapon? – Kiran

Hey Zebbie! ‘Hand Banana’ should release an iTunes-only single! A duet! …With Steve Perry? No….Mmmm…How ’bout a duet with Lindsay Lohan? She’s really talented and an extraordinary performer. – Huh? Well, what did you think I was going to say? …You’re mean Zebbie. – Kiran

HIP HOP DOJO 

Russell! Let’s commence to – wait for it – ‘drop it like it’s hot, drop it like it’s hot’! – Kiran

               TRADING PLACES

Dilemma: Are play dates with girls worth the cooties? – Kiran 

Did you know Elmo trained for the Tour de France at the Shaolin Monastery in Ulan Bator where he was the reigning Supreme Warrior? Elmo’s last showdown, a duel-to-the-death with Nebraska, left the cornhusker state covered in scratch-n-sniff stickers and Jean Claude Van Damme ‘Blinding Dust’. – Kiran     

Chillaxing with my Auntie Ashima is the best. We sit around and talk about topics ranging from middle- management paraphernalia to underground hip-hop, and of course, the merits of vintage designer-wear.   – Kiran  

Occasionally, Verdell and I toss around the idea of forming a ninja squadron. We would not only dress like ninjas, but eat like ninjas, blog like ninjas, sleep like ninjas and fight like ninjas. (“But black every day Verdell? And what about all my Juicy Couture track suits?”) – Kiran

Russell…gladiator sandals and a cowboy hat? Another style violation and the fashion police are going to take away your Vuitton. – Kiran