Monthly Archives: July 2007

ON THE VIEW WITH BARBARA WALTERS VIA SATELLITE “Let’s get to the questions our viewers really want to ask: Some say you lack ‘acting chops’ and rely heavily on your good looks…” – Barbara Walters  “Barbara, I’m not going to deny that … Continue reading →

DECISIONS, DECISIONS Next week should I: Go to the secret Himalayan Temple of Badrinarayan to train in the art of voguing or tour the country as the official spokesperson for Mystic Tan? – Kiran  

Mmmmm, yes, I like Miao-Miao’s innovative use of humid ambience and 70’s foggy soft-focus photography. What do you think Zebbie?…Don’t shrug Zebbie. Why are you shrugging? – Kiran  

My latest super-secret business venture: Press-on chest hair. – Kiran    

TODAY’S TO DO LIST:   1. Create weather patterns; 2. Find 300 uses for carb-friendly baguettes; and 3. Express all measurements in both imperial and metric equivalents.

What?! The Nutella disappeared? And the cream cheese too?!!! That doesn’t seem right. No, something is definitely afoot with the condiments. I better put on my detective hat and do some investigating. I think I’ll start with the refrigerator. That always needs … Continue reading →

Captain’s Log: July 5th, 2007 – I have taken the Sea Serpent for a trip around Catalina Island. It is by far the longest voyage she has yet undertaken and its completion puts us one step closer to our great journey sailing around … Continue reading →

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY! The 4th of July is upon us and nothing says freedom and independence like Mom’s Red, White and Blue Hot Dogs. Get ‘um while they’re hot. – Kiran    

After making a series of huge mistakes (failing to wash the conditioner out of my hair, picking the one shopping cart that was leaking black junk, and failing to notice said junk until it was on my brand new white shirt, … Continue reading →

When my Po-Po comes to visit me, cartoon hearts appear above my head. – Kiran