October 1
The widower, Mr. Horowitz, from condo 12B down the street stole my silver Jaguar. Again. How do I know? Because each time my Jaguar goes missing, he’s tooling around the block in a silver Jaguar with the license plate: JED1MASTER. And each time he says the same thing, “No, it’s mine, I’ve always had this, I just didn’t show it to you.” Coincidence? I don’t think so. – Kiran