Monthly Archives: November 2007

Tomorrow we are rolling out our new Kiran brand bottled water ‘K20’ in stores near you. And next week we’re unveiling our new Kiran brand energy drink ‘K-Pop’. This kind of thing could go on forever: Kiran the book, Kiran … Continue reading →

Have you ever worked out next to the middle-aged woman at The Sports Club who sings to herself loudly and does Fosse-like jazz hands on the Stairmaster every day? Or the man on the treadmill who every 3 minutes of so, says “YESSSSSSS!”, claps and … Continue reading →

Daily, I check to see how many people have read the blog. Whether it’s growing, ebbing or flowing. But the other day the number suddenly spiked, like, a bazillion percent. Like many thousands of people above the usual number. I IMed the tech team who … Continue reading →

It had to happen. People are finally sick of the Atkins diet. Consequently amateur dieticians are rolling with their own DIY meal plans. A sample: Breakfast: Five and one half Krispy Kreme donuts (two chocolate iced with sprinkles, one plain cruller, one lemon filled, … Continue reading →

LIVING WITH OPTIMUS PRIME Is someone grumpy this morning? You want some coffee? No, you’re going straight for the booze. You know, I really don’t think beer is part of a balanced breakfast. [Pew, pew, pew] Oh, again with the laser beams. … Continue reading →

If my lack of pants didn’t already give it away, I have no idea what’s going on with the website. Our access to the internet has been sporadic at best and may be due in part to: 1.) a DoS … Continue reading →

BATTLE OF THE DAY Who will win in the battle of cuddliness today at the playground, Elmo or Russell? Before you answer remember: Russell was trained by the Shin Bet. – Kiran    

When I woke up this morning and marked another X on the calendar, I realized that Penultimate Tuesday is here! As you  may recall, Penultimate Tuesday is the way we here at Kiran’s World refer to the worst day of the week – when news is extra-slow and … Continue reading →

Top Five Things Occurring To Me At 10:19 am On November 12th, 2007 1. Yogurt breath; 2. People saying “disorientated”; 3. Dropping toast on my bare foot, butter-side down; 4. Unfettered flatulence; and 5. Discovering that my previously closed-toe shoes are now sandals.

How was last night’s party? Prairie-sparse. So we grabbed our goodie bags, which only contained a magazine, a perfume sample, and a box of Altoids, and left for the coat check stand. And who did we see there? Big Bird, with like five … Continue reading →