Top Five Things Occurring To Me At 10:19 am On November 12th, 2007

P112.JPG1. Yogurt breath;
2. People saying “disorientated”;
3. Dropping toast on my bare foot, butter-side down;
4. Unfettered flatulence; and
5. Discovering that my previously closed-toe shoes are now sandals.

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