Monthly Archives: July 2008

What happened to the computer? Well, um, here’s the thing…while I was downloading my photo spread in this month’s GQ Magazine the computer started flashing “Too sexy! Too sexy!” on the screen and burst into flames. Honest. – Kiran

Of the many tenets of the man-hottie ethos, no rule is more important then the inverse proportion relationship: As muscular definition becomes more and more defined, chick magneticism increases by a factor of three. – Kiran

As some of you know, I’ve been doing a little publicity for my holiday cookbook entitled “Hindu Santa, Buddhist Cowboy: Cookies for All Occasions”. I just finished taping my interview with Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa and let me tell … Continue reading →

Speed dating for 180 minutes last night was both refreshing and fruitful. Who caught my eye? There were four of them. Of the four, Samantha is brilliant, but humble in an endearing, near self-effacing manner; Parker is fantastically ironic and … Continue reading →

Whoa…I guess I never knew how serious Kiran was about Amber until today. I swear I just saw a picture of her in his closet that looks like a high-end version of one of those shrines you see at Chinese … Continue reading →

I’ve heard through the grapevine that Amber has already found herself a new boyfriend. Consequently, the flag of love will be flying at half mast today. If you need to find me I’ll be spending the rest of the week listening … Continue reading →

Nowadays, it seems like anyone can call themselves a hottie. But Kiran tells me that back in the day when people claimed to be hotties they had to have certificates of authenticity. Like Beanie Babies. – Kiran

In the wake of my break up with Amber, I am in a deep funk and plaintively looking for answers. Answers to questions, like “How could this happen to us?” And: “Where did things go wrong?” And more recently: “If … Continue reading →

Why get in the Porsche and drive all the way to Malibu when I can sit in comfort and style in our sunny enclosed pool while enjoying the latest installment of the Times series on diet and “debiggening”. – Shaan

Have you heard? US Magazine has allegedly unearthed a steamy video of Big Bird. And the headline reads: Secret Video of Nude Big Bird Rolling Around In Piles of Seeds. Now, hypothetically speaking, if I had a salacious video scandal … Continue reading →