Kiran and Shaan's World

Have you heard? US Magazine has allegedly unearthed a steamy video of Big Bird. And the headline reads: Secret Video of Nude Big Bird Rolling Around In Piles of Seeds. Now, hypothetically speaking, if I had a salacious video scandal it would basically be four minutes of me in a fancy dining room devouring a six-foot cake in slow motion. Barefoot, in my bathrobe. – Kiran

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