Monthly Archives: November 2008

POST-HALLOWEEN GOSSIP Oooooooo! I’ve yet to confirm anything, but Zebbie reports that Scooby-Doo is in fact a werewolf. This also means that part of Scooby’s day is spent fighting vampires and biting his colleagues. He’s probably working his way through … Continue reading →

If I ever meet Deepak Chopra I would like to ask him the following questions: 1. Is there a way to connect my outer-self to my inner-self?; 2. Can I increase my enlightenment quotient through holistic cardio?; and 3. How … Continue reading →

Broccoli is the leading cause of drug addiction and death in the nation. It’s true. And I’m practically a doctor, so I know what I’m talking about. See this stethoscope and prescription pad? – Kiran

How does Kiran dress when he wants to look like: A) an eighteen month old and B) a sixty-two year old, when he wants to get a discount at the movie theater? When he’s going for the young look, he … Continue reading →

Have you met Apu’s new dog, Robitussin? Apu got a lot of flack about the name at first, but honestly I don’t know what people are freaking out about. Nine out of ten doctors recommend Robitussin; it’ll not only get … Continue reading →

SMILE OF THE DAY

I’m hearing today that the Wall Street meltdown was further hobbled by Halloween speculators who used the holiday as a marketing opportunity to lure hapless investors into buying worthless Candy Corn futures. Thank God I put my money into motorized … Continue reading →

This afternoon the legendary Shamu gave a rousing performance at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion singing songs from his self-titled album OOEEAAOOAARAAOGHGUOAAG!! It was kind of like listening to Tiny Dancer. Shamu himself is in fact something of a tiny dancer … Continue reading →